Try it
think of a no.
betwn 1-9
plus 5
Multiply by 2
plus 5
-3
Multiply by 4
+ 1
- 2
& plus 580

Write on a paper n then
paper Ko roll karke
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v r born in dif place
v r grown in dif place
v've dif life style
But stil v r conected wid a single miraculos felin known
"GaaANDMASTI"
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Wat do u like in me?
1.Behavior
2.Way of talking
3.Smile
4.Walking style
5.Dressing
6.Smartness
7.Anger
8.My style
9.Voice
10.Loving naure
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Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card? It says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Girl: Great! I want 10 of them
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Winners lose much more often than losers So if you keep losing but youre still trying keep it up Youre right on track
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NewsPaper Lady Manager recv FoneEnquiry:How Much Do U Charge 4 Insertions? She Replies:Depends Upon D Length &Frequency,Concession 4 Regular
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Newly wedded couple after sexx.
Husband- I'll be frank, you are not the first girl.

Wife-I'll also be frank, you still have to learn a lot..
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R a p e case-
vakeel to girl
aap bata sakti hai aadmi kaun tha?
Girl-koi bahar ka tha.
Vk-kyo?
Girl-itna bada hamare mohalle me kisika nahi hai. .... !
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What does one do with old shoes?
Keep them in the bottom of the shoe rack with a note:
'May their soles Rest in Peace!'
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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, All angel in heaven know I need u.
Years may fly, tears may dry, but my frnship wid u'll never die.
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Always take exra care of 3
things in your life.

1.Trust,
2.Promise,
3.Relation,

because the do not make
noise when they break !!
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Without LOVE,
Dayz are
"Saddy,
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shatterday"...

So fall in "LOVE"...
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I luv my eyes wen u
luk in2 it.
I luv my name wen u
say it.
I luv my heart wen u
luv it.
I luv my lif wen u r a
part of it..
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Height of HONESTY of a sardar...

Sitting in an Examination Hall , opening a chit, memorising the answer and then writing it without seeing
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A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.

Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness
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sir: what is an ADULT MOVIE?

student: its a movie which whole family see, but at the differnt times and alone.
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The human brain is unique, in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it,the more it will hold
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Y do Hindus chase women, they have no intention of marrying?



For the same reason, Dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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ver conclude a person on his present,
because
TIME has the power to change a invaluable coal into a valuable Diamond.
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"I may be walking slowly,
but i never walk backwards!"

"Whenever i walk backwards,
Its for a long jump!"

-Abraham Lincon
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Interviewer:How many seconds in 1 Year?

Sardar:12 Seconds.

Int:How did u say?

Sardar:Ja-2nd,Feb-2nd,Mar-2nd,..
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A golden thought:"If u fall,dont see the place where u fell but see the place where u slipped.."success is all about correcting ur mistakes.
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5 Men wid guns barge into KINGFISHER office & shout "All Girls Lie Down on floor, Nakeed, Quick"
1 Girl Asks "Is it Robbery or board directors meeting.." :)
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A golden thought:"If u fall,dont see the place where u fell but see the place where u slipped.."success is all about correcting ur mistakes.
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2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing 2 hours ago
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NEWS: BREAKING
*Left to discuss Cong strategy
*Assam cops foil Hizbul Mumbai attack plan
*Raj: Gujjars block rail traffic
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The most touching lines written by a man to his love."Evr u miss me, never u cry... For a drop of tear in ur eyes, is a day less in my life.
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Truth of Life:
Those people whom u miss in ur Happiness r the ones whom u love....
But those people whom u miss in your sadness r the ones who Love You.!!
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its very bad for group members only few members are active others are silent... so... plz awake n pass girls no: to me w name age n loc
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Quotes from T-shirt of an old man:
"I am not 50. I am 16 with 34 years of experience..!!"
=
SalNet-Ultimate SMS Service
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In art gallery: couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.

Husband was keep watching her.

Wife: AB chaloge bhi ya Hawa k aane ka intezar karte rahoge?
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Judge : Are u the defendant in this case?
Sardar : No your honour, I have a lawyer to defend me. I am the one WHO DID THE MURDER
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we r ;-/)) ,drivng
(@)<=(@)
in our own STREET called LIFE
& im so glad dat in 1 of intersctns
i met nice "Frnd"
like U!
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Happiness cannot B owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love,grace&gratitude
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The wealth of a rich man can be stolen or burnt,
But the happiness and wisdom of wise man remain forever.
Be happy.
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why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
Bcoz he wanted to see the time fly
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1st Indian Cricketer to become captain in his 1st match, Score 100 & hit a 6 of last ball to defeat England?





Ans: Aamir Khan in LAGAAN
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The life which is unexamined is not worth living - Socrates
The deeper sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain - Kahlil G
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Those who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.
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Luv is like a Ice Cube,
D Harder U Hold on to it, D faster It'll disappear.

Al u'll have in ur hand will B Tears of Crushed Love...
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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
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: )) Big Smile
: ) Simple Smile
: > Happy Smile
: .) Dimpled Smile
: $ Smiley Smile
: D Toothy Smile
; ) Winky Smile
Select any & KeepSimile
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They say loving u gives pains & full of sacrifices.
But I'll rather take pains &lots of sacrifices than not 2 luv u...
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Y do coupLes hold hands on Weding y..?
Just a 4mality lIke 2 boxker shakinG hands b4 fiGhT

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In life every turn is uncertain,In d sea every wave is a danger .In garden evry flower is a beauty& in world every person like u is treasur.
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Look left Look right Look back I am not there Look into ur heart U will find me there in form of sweet remeberies
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CLASIFICATION OF PUSSSY by
Age 16-18:SEALED & BRAND NEW
19-25:NICE 2 USE & VIBRANT
26-40:RELAXED & OVERUSED
41-45: CLOSED 4 RENOVATION
46-52: USE OTHER SIDE :-)
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Try This
Its Fun!


Take Ur Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode
&
Put in Water
&
Call From Landline


Ur Moblile will start swimming....
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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it
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NEVER BLAME A DAY IN UR LIFE,GOOD DAYS GIVES HAPPINESS,BAD DAYS GIVE U
EXPERIENCE,BOTH ARE ESSENTIAL IN LIFE --- ALL ARE BLESSING OF GOD
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Frnds sud b like zeros.Wen u add,dey r d same. Wen u subtract,dey r again d samebut wen try 2 divide, dey become INFINITY.
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U've good STYLE

U've good CLASS

U've good LOOKS

U've good FACE

U've good CHARM

U've good BRAIN

Oops.
sorry
wrong number
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We born indiff place
We grown indiff place
Weve diff taste&life style
But stil v r conected wid a single miraculos feelin know as frndshp
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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason
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Sardar goes to Petrol Pump,
reads notice:
DON'T USE MOBILEPHONE HERE.
He called every1 & says DON'T CALL ME 'I am at Petrol Pump
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After robbing a Bank the robber asked a Clerk: Did U see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes
He was shot dead
To 2nd Clerk: Did u?
No,but my wife diD
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In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
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Quote of the Day,
Ask the successful person, How to finish a work...
But, ask the experienced person How to start a work!
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Coins always make sound..
But..
The currency notes are always silent..
So,
When ur value increases,
Keep yourself calm n silent..
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A Bird sitting on the Branch of a tree isn't afraid of the branch shaking or breaking.
Bcoz,The Bird trusts NOT the Branch,
but its WINGS
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research:
men r fatter than women bcoz every night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas & women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch !! :-
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Man: Man was created before woman!
Woman: Of course, you always need a rough draft before the final copy!!!
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